Make up tutorial for when you have to face the world and there is no way for you to stay in bed

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I hope you have eye trouble and have to use glasses if not well… Conceal that bag under your eyes! Weird thingy those are! Even though you sleep and sleep they get bigger and bigger! Ahaha I believe they are a joke for you to laugh at yourself so, C’mon force that smile!

Now brush those eyebrows and paint the shit out of them because believe it or not they make you look like you tried! And bingo! Exactly what you need! Now brush that shit up until those eyebrows are full and you can’t see skin through those little hairs! Now that is done!

Next step, blush! Because you are not dead! Yet! Jajaja so put on a little blush on that face a pinky color would do the trick! It would look like you have all that blood pumping in your cheeks and you are full of health… jaja reminds of a certain movie..

Final touch! Lips! Girl you will neeeeeeeeed to put a little bit of balm on those, because god, satan or budda knows you cry like a motherfucker and that shit dries up your lips and that is a no no! So after putting on that balm put on lipstick! Don’t go with red, purple or black, because those are happy color, go with the color of a NPC (non player character) normally use and go with a very pastel pinky color! Again it would look like you tried!

Suggestion: don’t wear mascara or eyeliner because! C’mon you don’t want that shit running on the perfect façade that you just put on your face!

And you my friend are done! Go on and smile like you don’t mean it, say hi, act normal. There is only 10 hour away to be in bed and be real.

XOXO your makeup not artist that would work to cover the real you!

 

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